Death of a dream

I'd like to take this moment to mourn a dear friend of mine. Though spurratic in presence, with some tenures longer then others, he was also there for me. Would you please lift your glass or tip your hat to the memory of, the one and only, "Unemployment."

R.I.P "Unemployment"

June 9th, 2007 - November 10th, 2008

Age:17 months

Unemployment, you were a dear friend of mine, perhaps even my soul mate. What you lacked in ambition and drive, you more than made up for in companionship. You died so suddenly and before your time. I was looking forward to a healthy long term relationship with you but "Employment" had malevolent plans. I hope sitting on your ass in the afterlife is everything you had hoped for and more.

-Garrett

Current mood: Denial