I'm not sure John L. Sullivan's proclamation was meant to extend to the small pacific islands known as
But I digress. There is a different feeling while living on an island. I not sure the European explorers took that into account when they infiltrated the
I'm not Hawaiian, nor do I pretend to be but it doesn't mean that I don't deal with my share of island bullshit. Every morning I try to come up with a good reason why I shouldn't lodge a shell snuggly in my brain before being tortured through another work week. The tragedy of the situation is I think of several reasons why I should yet can't afford a gun so make that plan come to fruition. Imagine the back and fourth debate that was going on inside my huge melon, yet peanut sized brain. Make decent money teaching, attending mandatory after school meetings, dealing devil spawn children with complex mental and emotional issues or make comparable money passing out towels, spritzing celebrities and indulging in every opportunity to undress supple underage girls behind my tinted sunglasses. You figure it out.