Monday, September 29, 2008

Garrett Hohn is NOT dead ...

... well atleast the one you've come to know, and immediately thereafter, love. This is kind of a weird one. I was checking my Google Analytics today, and I noticed a sharp spike in hits tying my name, Garrett Hohn, to the phrase "Arizona." Upon closer investigation, I quickly found out why ... (read it)


So, yeah, it seems that a Garrett Hohn, in Tempe, Arizona was stabbed to death a couple of days ago. Yikes! Even though it may seem silly, it's definitely eerie reading your own name attached to the phrases such as "stabbed to death" and "pronounced dead."

This is a picture of the a-hole that allegedly murdered me Friday morning.

Aside from that, the Garrett Hohn of Unemployment-ville, Oregon is still alive and well and relatively free of knife lacerations! On a even more positive note, as of last week, RMAUR is the new home of the 270 pound bench press! Life couldn't get any better!

19 comments:

LITA said...

Please be aware that those that knew and loved Garrett Hohn (of Tempe Arizona) - might Google his name at a difficult time like this and read your blog. Those that loved Garrett (an upstanding, awesome ASU student who was loved by many) are dealing with pain that is deep and dreadful. It would be most appreciated if out of respect you don’t post a comedic blog that Garrett Hohn is NOT dead. Because unfortunately, in truth, well loved Garrett Hohn (from Arizona) has indeed been murdered....senselessly. Thank you.

Garrett Hohn said...

Lita,

Sorry to hear of your loss. Apparently, awesomeness is a trait that runs inherently through one when they are bestowed the moniker Garrett Hohn.

However, since I move frequently, I felt the need to alert readers that I, Garrett Hohn, the 27 year old graduate of the University of Montana, had not been murdered ergo the blog "Garrett Hohn is NOT dead."

I sincerely wish you the best with your grieving.

Barry said...

I would suggest to Lita not to resort to blame until all facts have been determined. I know Dan Gukeisen, and have for 15+ years. I cannot believe he senselessly stabbed someone for no reason. Please note: I do not know all of the details myself, but perhaps assuming guilt before even the courts or police have proven it maybe flies in the face of our rights as citizens. I am not denegrating peoples pain, just saying perhaps people should try to find out the truth before rushing to conclusion. Thanks, Garrett.

Kirk said...

Wow. I was in AZ at the time for a wedding... but as usual, never listen to local news.

Glad to hear -- my friend, Garret Hohn of MT -- you are alive and well.

As for Kirk... well, I'm alive... but not really living. Sad state of most, though. New things are happening, though.

more to come!

Garrett Hohn said...

Homeskillet (Kirk) - Still alive buddy! So what are these new thing upon your horizon. I'd love to know.

Friendly Neighbor said...

Barry,

Whether you knew Dan "P.O.S" Gukeisen or not, if you listen to the news and read the newspaper, those facts could tell you that he is a murdering A**Hole!!! I was very close to Garrett Hohn and his family and friends. Lita didn't need a court ruling to know that some idiot murdered our 22 yr old friend. Also, I don't believe that Lita was blaming G.Hohn-MT for anything. She was just kindly letting him know that us, who are still grieving, probably would take offense to something like that!! The police had a search warrant and found the bloody knife that he grabbed from his apartment on the way down the stairs from his 2nd story apartment to chase down Garrett Hohn and his friend to stab him. I think that situation proves guilt even without knowing ALL the facts. Even Gukeisen's brother who was there told the boys to remember that he wasn't the one who did it!! Maybe you should be more careful about what you are writing and worry less about what Lita wrote!

Friendly Neighbor said...

Barry,

Whether you knew Dan "P.O.S" Gukeisen or not, if you listen to the news and read the newspaper, those facts could tell you that he is a murdering A**Hole!!! I was very close to Garrett Hohn and his family and friends. Lita didn't need a court ruling to know that some idiot murdered our 22 yr old friend. Also, I don't believe that Lita was blaming G.Hohn-MT for anything. She was just kindly letting him know that us, who are still grieving, probably would take offense to something like that!! The police had a search warrant and found the bloody knife that he grabbed from his apartment on the way down the stairs from his 2nd story apartment to chase down Garrett Hohn and his friend to stab him. I think that situation proves guilt even without knowing ALL the facts. Even Gukeisen's brother who was there told the boys to remember that he wasn't the one who did it!! Maybe you should be more careful about what you are writing and worry less about what Lita wrote!

JoeBB06 said...

Oh my, I can't believe someone would go onto a blog of someone that they don't even know and leave a negative comment like that. My cousin Garrett (Montana) would never make light of your friend having been murdered. I understand that you were grieving, but even still, please understand that he was only letting his friends and family know that he is safe!!!! If you happened to go onto Google and type in "Lita blah blah from so and so" (whatever your last name is) and it said "Lita blah blah - Murdered in Cold Blood" I'm sure it would be a little startling. If you cousin, who you don't see often because you live in different states...or countries now...went on Google and saw that, they might seriously worry. So, please be mindful that this is Garrett Hohn from Montana's PERSONAL blog and really has nothing to do with you and certainly wasn't an attack on your friend. As this Garrett said, I'm sorry that you had to endure this and are grieving. Hopefully now that a little time has passed, you'll have a more clear head and will understand all of this a bit more. I'm sorry for your loss! Sincerely, we all are! I'm just happy that it is NOT my cousin that was murdered and if a little humor makes it easier for him to swallow having seen his name and "murdered" next to it, then that is fine with me! He has that right, in my opinion. Garrett, I'm glad you're still alive, Cuz!

- Joe

Anonymous said...

Hey Garrett Hohn alive and well in MT. I really appreciate your wicked sense of humor. I 'm the dead Garrett Hohn's aunt. I want to congratulate you on making it to twenty-seven without some enraged middle-aged PROFFESSIONAL man stabbing you to death and leaving you to bleed to death in the street. Our "Gar Bear" was the last male heir in the Hohn line. I feel sorry for the long time friends and family member of Danny Ray Gukeisen. Why did he charge with a knife an unarmed college student? Did he pause for even a second or notice any alarms going off in his brain saying my opponent is unarmed and murder IS AGAINST the law? Why couldn't Mr. Gukeisen just allow other professionals -LAW ENFORCEMENT- TO HANDLE HIS TIFF WITH MY NEPHEW?????!!!The law abiding citizens in Arizona would be outraged if someone left a dog or a horse on the street to die. I believe Mr. Gukisen will recieve a fair sentence under the laws of a civilived country. I shudder to think of a man with his criminal mind and lack of impulse control walking the streets. Anyway, I digress, the alive Garrett Hohn I'm really glad you are alive ! I think you and my nephew, Garrett would of probably shared a lot of similar experiences and dreams for your futures.Enjoy life. The only thing I ever really learned is keep your feet wellmanicured for when you put your foot in your mouth.

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Anonymous said...

Hmmmm!
Could "Anonymous Dec 21" be either Mel or Kirk ?
Looks like someone is pulling out all the stops, resorting to subliminal messaging. Kind of like deprogramming the program...
I like it.

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Tyler said...

Sad though it is that Mr. Hohn sacrificed his own life by choosing to aggressively attempting to attack Dan and Michael Gukeisen, Dan is far from the expletives you digress to use in the absence of intelligent verbiage. Garrett's star witness openly stated in court that he and Garrett "went to the Gukeisen residence with the intent to show two "old men a lesson." I am sorry that these two BOYS were so drunk that they did not know common sense and just go home. Instead they attempted to gain access to the interior of the Gukeisen home. For those of you not from AZ, this is a felony in which the homeowner can use deadly force. Lee is lucky to be alive and I'm sorry Garrett didn't just go home quietly!