Thursday, March 6, 2008

Nuck, nuck, nuck!

Mallard, my sister, always has this fear that her lifestyle teeters on the brink of white trash. She doesn't like driving the red Ford truck because she thinks people will think ill of her. She also lives in a working class community, strike two. I think this picture may settle this issue once and for all.

Nope they weren't hosting a Ron Paul rally, this was just your average Saturday afternoon. I say if your run out of room in your driveway to park and are forced to park in your own yard, you may have a problem. For those of you keeping track at home, yes there are 6 cars there. All of which are of varying models and vintage. "We've got a little of everything. Foreign and Domestic, vans and trucks. Come on down to Mad-Mels where we treat you like your family!"

So I initially felt bad about calling Mel out. I have taken a lot of heat from the Miles'. I kept my mouth shut about being force fed hot dogs and macaroni and cheese but I can no longer hold my silence. Without further hesitation, I present to you Hohn vs. Miles "exhibit B (her backyard)." Checkmate!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jesus, all that's missing is a school bus!

Colette Reid said...

Dad wanted me to leave a comment on both of these fine pictures...he saw the cars and said he would vote if one of the options was crack house and then he saw the picture of Jeff and said crack dealer...laughs all around

Anonymous said...

Dude this is hilarious. You said Mel live in Idaho right? Yeah, sounds about right. SeanK

Anonymous said...

It looks like her roots back in Hell didn't leave her when she moved west. She'd fit right in on Patterson Lake!

-Sarah

Garrett Hohn said...

Erroneous! I gots me one of dem' college dee-grees. I done realz good at that book learnin'! I gots smarts real good!

Kirk said...

Holy hell... until this morning's addition of the sofa swing, I went for "used card sales". Exhibit B changes things....

PS: What kind of sandwich?

Colette Reid said...

I thought couches on your front porch was a little much, but an actual couch swing is WAY over the top. Who thought this would be a good idea?

Pa! said...

I have been to Mel and Nicks house and this is NOT the back of it. No love-seat swing there.
I am calling "bull-shit" on this one G. You are just making things up now!
Anyway, her having been raised hillbilly, a tire swing would more her style.

Garrett Hohn said...

Kirk - Sandwich? I'm confused? If it's sandwiches my sister was fixin' for the impending hootenanny those would most likely be bologna or cheese sandwiches!

Pa! said...

Did any one else notice G's blog dis allows anonymous comments? I for one think it should be put to a vote for a couple of reasons.
1)While I agree it is chicken shit way to express ones self, it can add to the entertainment value of this blog.(And lets face it Feb's Much belated random musings was lacking in content)
2)I have to agree with Mel on the "pot calling the kettle black" as the author himself has in a away been guilty of the same tactic.
Pa

Pa! said...

Kentucky Representative Tim Couch filed a bill this week to make anonymous posting online illegal.
Are you planning a career in politics G? Looks like you & Big Brother think alike.