I've always harbored a love for good looking older women. It's pretty impressive when a women can keep from falling apart at the hinges through the body wrecking catastrophe that is pregnancy. I think it really started when I was 21 and I had a 42 year old hottie of a landlord named Kathy. She was married and I was a lonely little college student dreaming of the day in which she would come over to my house, well her house, just to see me instead of doing some mundane repair in her skimpy shorts and tight shirt. Tease.
Claim to fame: Can cook and make crafty household items.
Sex appeal: Not only did she served a 5 month prison sentence but could potentially prepare prime rib to satisfy post-coital hunger.
Claim to fame: Actress
Sex Appeal: Was on the cover of Playboy “back in the day.” Knowing that several thousand 13 year old boys have jerked it to your photo has got to be about as unnerving as knowing you were the guy that told Hitler, “hey, Adolf! You're pretty good at this politics thing. Have you ever thought about running for office?”
Claim to fame: Birthed that hot little biscuit of a daughter Kate Hudson.
Sex appeal: Not really sure where on this one. I've been told she is sexy but I'm having a hard time seeing it. Could really do without those nasty Ball Park Frank hot dog lips.
Claim to fame: Mom from "Brady Bunch"
Sex Appeal: Managed to stay thin after three grueling television pregnancies. The cruel irony of the situation is, while Carol was lusting for Mike Brady on the show, Mike most likely had a raging boner with Peter's name on it!
Honorable mention goes to Beatrice Arthur. B.Arthur sports robust sex appeal built into that rugged 6 foot frame coupled with a sultry smokers rasp. They don't built em' like pre-Great Depression Dorothy anymore. She has been excluded from the poll solely because of her age (she might not be alive long enough to see the results of this poll.) It's not because she isn't sexy enough because I'm sure there is still plenty of tread left on those 85 year old tires.