20. Won't feel like god hates me anymore because he didn't answer my snow request prayers while I was on
19. No more fart-like cane burning stench
18. Never again having to be the victim of the small print "not available in
17. Have yet to encounter in
16. It has never been hot enough for me to sweat while supervising other people exercising
15. The adrenaline rush from driving over 45mph nearly made my head explode
14. Not having to stop every eight and a half feet to let another fat, sunburned tourist cross the road
13. Never have to be referred as "haole bitch" again
12. It's nice to remember what "cold" feels like
11. Because being a minority
10. Because weather.com is an amazingly useful resource anywhere besides
9. If you call someone on the mainland and you are having a shitty day the first thing out of their mouth is, "but you live in paradise …"
8. Two words: Ice Hockey bitches
7. Being able to afford to start eating bread, milk, and cheese again.
6. My parents will never hear the word's "your son has been found dead in a cane field"
5. Being able to afford to drink at a bar outside the hours of .
4. Slowly building up self esteem lost because large Somoan women make me feel like less of a man
3. Getting beat down by group of Amish is never a concern in
2. Because you will never see something as ridiculous as "humuhumunukunukuapuaa" on a menu
And the number one reason is ................