tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2364508102942657796.post7570120505820865817..comments2023-08-24T08:12:41.425-06:00Comments on Oatmeal and Porn: Cherished Gifts from Abroad: Sex, Songs, and Self-IndulgenceGarrett Hohnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03562049798613278516noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2364508102942657796.post-64365510655575988212008-05-03T15:40:00.000-06:002008-05-03T15:40:00.000-06:00the things that you conjure up in that brain of yo...the things that you conjure up in that brain of yours...Kevin Bankshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00528400033260161694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2364508102942657796.post-46448679739089051282008-05-01T20:43:00.000-06:002008-05-01T20:43:00.000-06:00First, Thank you for the update... and it's about ...First, Thank you for the update... and it's about time! My morning reading just isn't the same without news from the G-Man. Seriously, with Blogs (in the only way one can use the word Blog... to refer to Random Musings and Unintelligilbe Ramblings...) like "I want to Bang a Stewardess, there, I said it!", who could ask for more?<BR/><BR/>Germans have the perfect word -- one that doesn't exist in English or American -- Ohrworm. This is the word to deswcribe what takes a full sentence in english... <BR/><BR/>"You know when you've got a song in your head that just goes over and over again and you can't get out?"<BR/>=<BR/>Ohrworm. (pronounced "or" "wurm")<BR/><BR/>So, I must say thank you for punishing me with some of those songs mentioned. Garth Brook's Low Places was stuck for two days. Then that was enough. I couldn't take it anymore!!!<BR/><BR/>Thankfully, there is a cure for Ohrworms. Nothing so complicated as the remedies for removing hickups. And I shouldn't say a cure. It is like herroin addicts. They can't go cold turkey... they've got to have thier substitute until the sickness naturally disapates.<BR/><BR/>When a song gets stuck, just replace it with the following song:<BR/>I Dream of Jeanie (TV Series Theme Song)<BR/>src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNg-xClEnqM"<BR/><BR/>You can just bop to that for years and never get bored.<BR/><BR/><BR/>But if you want to substitute a bad song (think of getting a bad hit of some drug), listen to this:<BR/><BR/>(I dare not post the title because of the rage that ensues.)<BR/>src="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=285615863"<BR/><BR/><BR/>=========<BR/>As for Psyco-Spears, I'd double wrap and through an old photo of her when she was younger and being "naughty"... preferably in that Catholic school girl outfit. Oh yeah!<BR/><BR/>My buddy is dating her double here in Hollywierd. She's pretty cool!Kirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03696647003662954665noreply@blogger.com