tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2364508102942657796.post2022117702179747215..comments2023-08-24T08:12:41.425-06:00Comments on Oatmeal and Porn: Cherished Gifts from Abroad: Happy New Year ... enjoy the food poisoning bitch!Garrett Hohnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03562049798613278516noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2364508102942657796.post-18108610242971617382009-01-06T19:34:00.000-07:002009-01-06T19:34:00.000-07:00"Bueller, Bueller, Bueller" (using monotone voice)..."Bueller, Bueller, Bueller" (using monotone voice)...I have heard of a principal checking in on a student but not a teacher...have to do some fast tap dancing there...ooh, maybe not, in you condition. Loved the detail, I made it through the reading still intact.<BR/>Noticing that all read comments, which I didn't mind on a friend's blog who was fighting cancer, successfully did so by the way. Can't see the need here...I think I would rather e-mail you directly and have an old fashioned one to one conversation. Take care, love the teaching pictures, looks like you are having a blast. MaryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2364508102942657796.post-91258253998745490372009-01-04T16:40:00.000-07:002009-01-04T16:40:00.000-07:00Wait... 4 times in a week and a half? WTF buddy?Wait... 4 times in a week and a half? WTF buddy?Kirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03696647003662954665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2364508102942657796.post-80615198568007952732009-01-04T10:28:00.000-07:002009-01-04T10:28:00.000-07:00Sharts and wondering which way to face the toilet....Sharts and wondering which way to face the toilet... face or ass first. Yep. quite the painful choice. (Did you ever get to the point where you sat (and shat) AND took the garbage by the edges and blew chunks from both ends? That one still burns in my memory. I didn't know the human body was capable of such amazing feats.<BR/> <BR/>You are lucky you got more pleasant tea from Mr. Kim. My family (mind you, this is in Thailand) made me pepper tea. Yes, Thai pepper, ground to a fine power, soaked in hot water with a couple freshly cut peppers (to sweeten). That one didn't come up, but it did teach me a level of hell that should be reserved for employees of the IRS. I learned new, subtle nuances of spice... nostril, tip of tongue, all mouth, throat, stomach, intestines, and of course, the exit. All the while it was in me, though, my pores opened to the size of nickels, and POURED sweat out. I'm glad you had your own place to wretch your mind and body. Did you have a crucifix nearby to expel the demons? A scene straight from The Exorcist. Only the toilet probably looked like the back yard from the movie Poltergeist -- with all the dead floating around in the mud pit.<BR/> <BR/>The major advantage to the whole process, (although you feel thinned), is you feel an odd strength after it is done. Not the same post-partum as when offering the porcelain gods a large load, or that feeling when you lift a few hundred pounds... more like a veteran priest-warrior of the Vatican after visiting Hell. Or like a juror on a trial with Micheal Jackson. You've seen the worst, you survived it, and Karma is on your side.<BR/> <BR/>Go buy a lottery ticket.<BR/> <BR/>and I'll agree with both of you... When a journalist is half the planet away, admission to sharts are not necessary. Your Journalistic integrity is certainly unquestionable, now, though!Kirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03696647003662954665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2364508102942657796.post-89185582516342135462009-01-03T01:24:00.000-07:002009-01-03T01:24:00.000-07:00Wendy,I haven't sharted in 20+ years. This means ...Wendy,<BR/>I haven't sharted in 20+ years. This means I sharted when I was 7. I remember it as if it were yesterday. <BR/><BR/>You're going to tell me you didn't shit yourself during that half marathon you ran? I'm poking a turtle-head just thinking about running 13+ miles :)Garrett Hohnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03562049798613278516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2364508102942657796.post-58609827908654747352009-01-02T22:55:00.000-07:002009-01-02T22:55:00.000-07:00You gambled...and you lost. We make mistakes, that...You gambled...and you lost. We make mistakes, that's how we learn :) <BR/><BR/>I find it hard to believe you have never sharted..now you can say you have truly lived. HA!Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17258314463528019526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2364508102942657796.post-27902099344245406292009-01-01T20:38:00.000-07:002009-01-01T20:38:00.000-07:00I've seen the SP episode you are referring to. My...I've seen the SP episode you are referring to. My next step is figuring out a way to get Korean Subs on SP episode. I mean, the kids fucking LOVED Dumb and Dumber. Some treasures are so amazing that they transcend culture boundaries with extreme ease. I'd consider Dumb and Dumber one of those rare masterpieces!<BR/><BR/>Hooligans eh? Never heard of it but I like the premise. <BR/><BR/>I landed here in November. Read the blog retroactively. I've got some posts coming up about Korean ice skating and beer brewing that are sure to make even the stiffest of clam quiver!Garrett Hohnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03562049798613278516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2364508102942657796.post-55511772824034431012009-01-01T11:37:00.000-07:002009-01-01T11:37:00.000-07:00Garrett, great to hear from you yesterday. Way to...Garrett, great to hear from you yesterday. Way to bust out "Sisyphusian" in your post! Also good to point out that any re-watching of Fight Club is like injecting 15 minutes of revolutionary working-man anger straight into the blood stream. I always have to be careful not to watch it too close to a work shift, lest I start doing naughty things to peoples meals... Anyways, here are a couple of links to some things you might enjoy and relate to:<BR/>http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/165704 This is the episode of South Park where Cartman teaches inner city high schoolers the art of cheating as Mr. Cartmanez - "How do I reach these keeeds?" <BR/>http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/hooligans/ This one has Frodo as an american in London and what happens when we start hanging out with Brits. If you haven't seen it you'll get a kick out of the British factor - good movie, too, kind of Fight Club meets football and drinking and English thugs.<BR/>My e-mail is philwesseler@hotmail.com, so send me your phone number there. I can't save numbers on my phone because I inadvertently tossed it off of a 100 foot cliff in hill-billy W. Virginia, shattering the screen. Looking at your blog has got me motivated, I think I'm finally going to try to start one up. I'll let you know if I'm successful. In the mean time, more Korean stories! Enjoy representing the North American white ape in the far East.Phil W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/18096645200714425704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2364508102942657796.post-18669860934089170602009-01-01T09:51:00.000-07:002009-01-01T09:51:00.000-07:00Seriously Garvo, you ARE in South Korea, no one wo...Seriously Garvo, you ARE in South Korea, no one would have ever known. What happens in South Korea...<BR/><BR/>Ma said this blog would upset me but I must say I'm grateful that you at least didn't go into accurate detail of the vomit itself as I was fully expecting. <BR/><BR/>How will you re-coop those precious pounds lost?!Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00182572121981324987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2364508102942657796.post-15293928499667244572008-12-31T17:07:00.000-07:002008-12-31T17:07:00.000-07:00G, well I am glad you decided to take off the "ano...G, well I am glad you decided to take off the "anonymous" role for this blog. Oh my mom is going to have words on this one :) I will give her the heads up that this is a "must read." <BR/>So you have had to swallow your pride even more by actually admitting to the fact that you sharted! Not to mention you even gave us a measurement...now when I am baking and have to add a tablespoon of sugar...all I will be able to think about is your tablespoon of shart...gross! <BR/>I hope you are feeling better today and start this new year on the right stomach! <BR/>p.s. I can't wait to read what Kirk has to say about this one!!!Colette Reidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12927526214333923184noreply@blogger.com